Gainful

Plowman

Plow one acre behind Bartholomew, a patient ox. The field will be planted either way. The blisters, and the bread at noon, are entirely yours.

Bartholomew the ox at first lightc. 4000 BC – AD 1920

About the role

For six thousand years, most people who ever lived worked the land. Plowing was the hardest part: walking all day behind an animal with its own opinions, turning the soil one furrow at a time.

At Hollow Lane Farm, you'll partner with Bartholomew, an ox of great experience and limited enthusiasm. Together you'll turn one acre over a spring season. You will be tired. You will eat very well.

What you'll do

  • Harness Bartholomew at dawn, with his consent.
  • Walk a straight furrow, then another one beside it, until the acre is done.
  • Clear stones from the field and add them to the wall, as farmers always have.
  • Stop for bread, cheese and cider at noon, under the oak.
  • Bring Bartholomew in at dusk and tell him he did well.

What we're looking for

  • Good boots and a strong back.
  • A calm voice. Oxen respond to tone.
  • Tolerance for mud, weather and early mornings.
  • No experience needed. Bartholomew has plenty.

Perks

  • Bread at noon
    Baked that morning from last year's harvest.
  • Fresh air
    An acre of it, every day, whatever the weather.
  • Bartholomew
    A patient ox and an excellent listener. He will not remember your name.

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